Mate of mine
phoned his mum late at night asking "Have you got any escorts available" whilst drunkenly phoning round a number of mobile phone numbers belonging to various executive stress relief establishments in the locale.

He was until then married with two kids who were upstairs sleeping whilst wife was away on business at the time the call was placed.

He ain't now.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:33, 13 replies)

so
his own mum grassed him up to his wife then?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:42, closed)

No
social services
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:49, closed)

What?
So his Mum grassed him up to Social Services? I hope he puts her in a home, see how keen she is on them then, miserable bitch. It's not her, or their concern who he's phoning, let alone fucking. (Unless it's his kids, obviously) In fact, the kids must have been on some register anyway for the Social to do anything other than ignore a report that someone is trying to find an escort late at night, they wouldn't give a fuck otherwise, it's not illegal.
(Rsoles, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:39, closed)

Exactly.
I'm calling Internet Lies, here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:53, closed)

^^ This
Why do they bother eh?

Everyone knows only truth must be spoken on t'interweb.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:56, closed)

LOL
and you know what that "mate" was me.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:49, closed)

They don't half kick up a fuss about 'fit and proper environment', though.
My dad did this when my mum was in hospital when I was about 9 or so, and the social threw a fucking fit when they found out. Admittedly this was when my mum was divorcing him for all manner of other shit, but they specifically said that if they'd known at the time that my dad was using prostitutes with me in the house, they'd have removed me.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:44, closed)

What a mistake to make, eh?
Thinking his mother was a car rental service.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:31, closed)

hahaha
i'm ashamed to have laughed at that!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:30, closed)

He'd never have ended up in that mess...
...if he'd stuck to Fiesta.
( Scrumper, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:47, closed)

why didn't I think of that ?
;-)
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:49, closed)

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-ITE!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 11:09, closed)

Needs moar Honda Accord.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:15, closed)