Last of the Mohicans
I don't have a mobile phone.

This is considered a disaster by some people other than myself.
(Ennui Kissinger, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:22, 11 replies)

That is quite an achievement
considering the implied penetration rate in the UK is almost 125%
(zero.coke, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:48, closed)

heh. heheheheh.
you said pentration.
(surlygirl spanked your monkey on, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:50, closed)

^this

( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:01, closed)

only according to dim and out of touch
see private eyes / the independent/guardian issues passim for more on deloitte and touche`s serial ineptitude.
How can you have more than 100%? duh.....only by using stats as a thickie rather than Disraeli aware. ( see above articles)
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:18, closed)

125% penetration
implies quite a few people would have more than one phone.

OR PENISES IN THEM HAHAHA

HILARITY.

But yeah, more than one phone.
(Scritty Bakerman., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 0:18, closed)

You're not alone
I dont have one either. I refuse to be permanently contactable. I don't have an answerphone either. If its important enough whoever it is will ring when I'm home, write, email or call around in person.
(Freakmandu, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:24, closed)

My Dad..
Is a perfectly rational person, but he won't have a computer, or an answerphone. I bought him a mobile but it's still gathering dust in the cupboard.

He doesn't think it's witchcraft, he just likes being out of reach sometimes..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 17:59, closed)

I can trump that!
My Dad has not one but two mobile phones, both of which he refuses to use!

What's especially sad is that one of them is a work's phone that he doesn't have to pay for.
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 0:20, closed)

Your dad
sounds eminently sensible. :D
(Freakmandu, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 23:32, closed)

Write?
Who on earth writes letters?
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 2:37, closed)

I do!

(Freakmandu, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 23:31, closed)