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Modern life is Rubbish, suggested Damian Allbran of Pulp
He might have had a point. What was better about the good old days, or conversely do you believe the modern world to be the zenith of civilisation?

(unknown, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 10:46)
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My mate's dad punched a swan once

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:03, 15 replies)
Did it break his arm?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:25, closed)
I think its some sort of gay slang
like fisting but with pointy fingers



or sutin
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:32, closed)
It is???
Oh shit. No wonder he looked at me funny when I said "was it in self defense?"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:44, closed)
Don't be ridiculous
How could a swan break a man's arm? It's a fucking bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:43, closed)
They can, if they attack you you have to get above the swan, they can't look up so they'll ignore you then.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:18, closed)
Or go downstairs because they can only walk up.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:44, closed)
and they can't poo while flying
so....y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 8:38, closed)
My mate's swan punched your dad.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 8:16, closed)
Did he break its wing?

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 8:31, closed)
k, reporting this to the mods

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 8:38, closed)
Yeh, like they'll do anything,

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 8:42, closed)
BRB, going to post some real-life pics of swans and their kids on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 8:58, closed)
#casualswanism

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:46, closed)
he'

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:42, closed)
k, reporting this to the queen

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 9:10, closed)

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