My cat came back from the dead!!
Well, he disappeared and despite knocking on doors, putting out flyers etc we couldn't find him.

Then he was found splattered on a nearby road, so I scraped him up and had him cremated…

Two days later he strolled in, a little thin but healthy. We think he'd been accidentally shut in a shed or garage.

I was about to get into the shower but instead tore downstairs naked and opened a can of cat food double-quick, as per his peremptory instructions.

Dunno whose cat we cremated. Nobody's come forward to claim it. It was a big strapping well-fed neutered tom like Tim. Somebody must be missing it.

But hey, Tim came back!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:12, 5 replies)

Brilliant plot well scripted.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:40, closed)

Was a red indian involved at any point

(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 0:29, closed)

Haha

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 2:03, closed)

Start a new religion!
(Well, a variation on a 2000 year old one anyway).
(stygof, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:22, closed)

Was this episode
the start of a highly improbable series of events alternating between the cat's escalating campaign of home destruction, and your increasingly desperate attempts to permanently remove the cat from your house?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 16:56, closed)