The monumental relief
and euphoria you feel when emptying a full bladder, thus breaking the seal after a few pints.

That and waving goodbye to Ron Sharthelm.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:20, 6 replies)

yes, even better is the piss that happens whilst also breaking the seal but coming up on an E at the same time.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:14, closed)

MASSIVE DRUGS!
As you were.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:31, closed)

Drugs are
Masseeeeeeve!
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:48, closed)

Have you ever pissed coming up on piperazines?
You piss like a lager-fuelled race horse and your sense of time is bollocksed. I swear a tree actually grew several feet while I was pissing against it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 16:54, closed)

You should bottle your piss and sell it as super fertiliser.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 1:10, closed)

you ought to be careful.
You could have drowned.
(mustardtiger108, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 11:33, closed)