More Fire!
It's nearly ten YEARS since we last asked a question about fires.
Channel your inner neanderthal and tell us about fires, mostly to shut up that smug fucker that's made an oh-so-clever "wheel".
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chthonic, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 21:49)
Bet you've got a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 28 Jan 2015, 18:40,
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Fire NEEDS to be messed with
Remind it who is in control. It amazes me how many people will blow candles out instead of just pinching the wick with fingers.
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 20:48,
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"Pinching the Wick"
That's a metaphor, right?
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 21:41,
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Bet you've spoiled a few birthday parties.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:21,
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It'll be a terrible shock for you if your house ever catches fire
and you find that you can't will the fire to stop.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:36,
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No, but I could probably carry it off.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 15:04,
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