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My dog died last week, and I'm already sick of people sending me that stupid Rainbow Bridge poem. Tell us about excellent (or rubbish) pets

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:42)
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Not all cats are cunts
My mum grew up in a small cottage in the middle of a wood because my grandparents didn't have a pot to piss in. They kept pigs and chickens, ferrets to catch rabbits, got water from a well and always grew up surrounded by animals.

Of the many pets they had (which included a black chow with a very unpolitically correct name) were a german shepherd dog called Lassie and a cat named Tiny. They generally got on pretty well, but later on into her life Lassie began to lose her sight and as she did so her and Tiny began to have a much closer bond.

When Lassie eventually went blind the two became inseperable. Tiny would stick her tail straight up, then Lassie would put her nose on Tiny's tail tip and then Tiny would lead her around the woods on walkies, making sure the route was obstacle free and ensuring her bezzie mate was able to lead an active life. No one knew how either of them had learnt how to do this, it was just something they had worked out on their own.

When Lassie finally died the cat stopped eating, slept all day and seemed to be pretty ill. When the vet saw her he said health wise she was fine. Diagnosis: dying of a broken heart.

Tiny passed away two weeks after she lost her best friend.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:31, 7 replies)

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:42, closed)
Aw. Amongst all the cynicism and cuntery, this stands out, and should win. Clicked.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:54, closed)

^ what 4Q said
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:53, closed)
but GOOD lies.

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:16, closed)
Absolutely 100% true. You have my word :)

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:24, closed)
I hope it is,
Whilst I get offended when people talk about dead animals but don't leave a recipe, I like stories like this.

So a click for the cat.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 23:34, closed)

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