BTW - you missed out my favourite part of that story...

I suppose it's difficult to turn into type but when you told it to me yesterday (in the pub - what are the odds?), you mentioned there was a lobster in the box, then casually continued: "It was dead....Oooh, at least I think it was dead...can't remember for sure..."

I must apologise to the good people sat opposite whom I sprayed with vodka as I promptly spat it all over them

*hearty clickage*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:17, 4 replies)

Hahahaha
I'd already clicked, but this just makes it
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:59, closed)

^^ This ^^

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:04, closed)

Sprayed vodka?
I thought you were more a white wine spritzer type PF.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:10, closed)

Nah mate - I'm like....PROPAH SOPHIS' NOW!!!...

It wasn't even Tesco Value Vodka either! this time anyway - it usually is*

However, in your honour I may ressurrect my love of poncey cheap plonk for this afternoon's Boozathon.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:16, closed)

It was expensive triple smirnoff is what it was... I know as I paid!
(nikg33 waiting for the weekend, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:20, closed)

Thank you...

FYI, could you spike a little less Rohypnol in it next time please? The poor chap who found me face down in the toilets with my grundies round my ankles had the shock of his life!

Didn't stop him bumming me though :(

*stings*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:37, closed)

I can neither confirm nor deny that I may or may not have been party to the bumming
I refer the right honourable gentleman to the answer given some moments ago
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:39, closed)

I was actually wondering that
Cheers for clearing it up! :p
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:11, closed)

oh fucking hell.
is this week going to be another four-way wankfest with all you Best Friends In Real Life? please advise.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:54, closed)

Don't worry Janet...

Maybe one day you'll have some friends and you won't feel the need to eek out your jealous ramblings in such a fashion..

Then again, maybe not.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:15, closed)

*eke
that aside, shitscab, all these stories are funnier without the bandwagonning that follows...
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:23, closed)

2 things...

Firstly, Shitscab! Arf! Please consider that taxed.

Secondly, Thank you for explaining why I don't get many replies to my posts - it must be down to the tinterwebz obvious fear of bandwagonning!* Phew! I was getting worried there...


as opposed to the fact that everything I do is utter shite. However, I choose to not believe that
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:12, closed)

Zing!

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:14, closed)

Don't Start...

I think that Jamjar considers us: 'Best Friends In Real Life' Despite the fact that we've never met before...

(Me stalking you doesn't count, right?)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:21, closed)

ahahahahahahaha, brilliant!
fancy a pint?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:18, closed)

YES!
Even though the question wasn't directed at me - yes, I would like a pint!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:21, closed)

Count me in!

Woo!


Perhaps at this juncture, I should add that I have already had a couple and may require a lift home.

*cue everyone fucking off...making excuses and leaving Pooflake to either walk or take the Sunshine bus home*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:21, closed)

Depends if we can find a bar with big enough seats for you janet.
The U.K is way behind America in their compassion towards people of your size and girth.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:12, closed)