One night I opened a bottle of wine
And when I woke up next morning there was still some wine left in the bottle.

Some kind of paranormal activity is the only plausible explanation for this weird phenomenon.
(Figmaus, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:08, 10 replies)

Impressive!
My experiences are always the opposite and the wine and beer bottles are empty....
( Vambo, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 0:22, closed)

I find that all my beer gets drunk by some unearthly presence.
My wife swears that I am the culprit but I can honestly say that I never retain any memory of having done so the following day!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 15 Sep 2012, 1:09, closed)

Ah you see, I have long since accepted my culpability
In the mysterious disappearance of my booze. That is what made it sooo spooookeeyyy when I woke up to find that some otherworldly entity had refilled my wine bottle.
(Figmaus, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 1:25, closed)

I have to agree.
I'd be a little hesitant (only a little mind you) to drink said wine as I'm not sure I'd like ghost regurgitation.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 15 Sep 2012, 2:30, closed)

I wish I was so discerning
I was once found in the kitchen at the tail end of a party filtering cider through a (to call it grubby would be a vast understatement) dish cloth to remove the cigarette butts, said bottle having been used as an ashtray all night. Ghostly vomitus holds no standard I would not happily limbo under in the pursuit of debauchery.
(Figmaus, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 4:26, closed)

Eeeeewwwww!
Cider?!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 15 Sep 2012, 5:28, closed)

On a rugby tour we once filtered beer through our kidneys and sent it back to the van behind us.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sat 15 Sep 2012, 12:26, closed)

That's how you can tell father christmas has been.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 9:04, closed)

How many "Uncle Christmas"es did you have?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 15 Sep 2012, 12:40, closed)

When that happened to me I usually found another empty bottle in the recycling

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 20:40, closed)