Look, I'll level with you.
I'm letting the sprog and missus sleep in today as we've got an early match tomorrow (on Mother's Day FFS!), so as long as I don't snigger too loudly then I'm here all morning.
Alright?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 May 2013, 2:18, 1 reply)

OK, cards on the table
You should set fire to your pig ugly wife and your deeply spasticated child then do the honourable and kill yourself.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 11 May 2013, 2:26, closed)

There we go!
You want to turn yourself in or shall I head to the /mailus page?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 May 2013, 2:28, closed)

Forum banter, great times

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 11 May 2013, 2:31, closed)

Considering that you're one of the most vocal, ignorant and incoherent hate-mongering reactionaries on here,
shouldn't we be the ones turning you in on the /mailus page?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 May 2013, 2:36, closed)

I think you may need to look at ajarn_B's post below.
But I'll bite - could you please furnish me with some proof of your allegations? Please.
Specifically where I've told people I hate them an I want the to die, where I've passed comment on the retardation levels of their children or how large their wives are.
That kinda thing.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 May 2013, 2:48, closed)

She's not large
She's pig fucking ugly. Comprehension not a strong point?
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 11 May 2013, 2:50, closed)

YM
Sorry cowfoot - gotta go. Got vaccying and some house cleaning to do now everyone's up. I want to make the house nice for my beautiful wife for Mum's Day tomorrow.
You got that someone special something nice for that day?
Bet she'll love Terry's Choc Orange. Again. Nothing says "I love you mum/mother of my children" than something from the late-nite servo.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 May 2013, 2:58, closed)

The specimen appears to be highly belligerent and prone to slander, and has no apparent sense of humility or self-awareness.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 May 2013, 21:10, closed)

Don't disturb it
It'll be sending the mods a 1,000 word essay on how hard done by it is.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 11 May 2013, 2:49, closed)