*glug glug glug*
*hic*
"Time to post on /qotw"
*hic*
*taptaptaptap*
"Hee hee"
*hic*
*taptaptaptap*
"Hilarious, just need to click the button..."
*hic*
*click*
...
*glug glug glug*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 May 2013, 8:31, 2 replies)

As dry as your mother's vagina.
Actually.

You be the judge as to my sobriety.

EDIT: I'm sorry mm, I shouldn't make jokes about you mum. Especially after Mother's Day.
How about - "I'm as dry a vermouth, ginger-ale, vehrdello spritzer?"
Cheers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 13 May 2013, 8:36, closed)

You're probably just an inconsiderate lover.
For a sober person, you have a knack of posting like you're venting pent up regret through a fog a sauce, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:07, closed)

Oh well.
Cheers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 13 May 2013, 10:01, closed)

Cheers.
Here's hoping that this thread goes nuclear (your previous effort will take some beating, though).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:10, closed)

Well.
Yes.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 13 May 2013, 10:38, closed)

Oh dear
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:15, closed)

I can't imagine that will happen.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:01, closed)

It does appear to have died a swift death.
Pity.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:50, closed)

Yes - you're right. I don't imagine our replying to each other will generate any interest.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:51, closed)

Should I rescue it?
It seems only fair after taking away his username.

Or ... you know ... fuck him.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 May 2013, 18:04, closed)

Logging using 2 usernames
nice h4x0r there Brigadier.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 13 May 2013, 19:08, closed)

sniffle
sniffle sob sniffle
(comedy bully grrrr, Mon 13 May 2013, 19:33, closed)

You got me.
What gave it away?
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Mon 13 May 2013, 19:41, closed)

There ain't room for two such devastating beauties on one board.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 May 2013, 19:46, closed)

True, that would create a black hole of awesomeness.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Mon 13 May 2013, 20:55, closed)

So you were completely sober when you posted that? Oh dear.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:46, closed)

Ha!
And a slightly kinder explanation than the tragic scenario of a sober person posting this witless, humour-free bilge.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 13 May 2013, 9:18, closed)