i couldn't give a fuck about the rest of it
but the stranded bit is not bollocks.

i "got home fine", but i had to walk from bank to hammersmith. there wasn't a bus in sight until i got to barons court, by which point i was nearly home. and the streets were rammed with other people walking. including my flatmate, who only had high heels, and who limped in crying (admittedly a stupid bitch for not stopping to BUY TRAINERS on the way).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 May 2013, 12:04, 2 replies)

If you can walk home
You're not exactly stranded. I'm sure a few business wankers stuck a night in a hotel on expenses to avoid doing so. They weren't fighting each other outside mainline train stations for the chance of a lift off an internet fantasist, though.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 14 May 2013, 14:37, closed)

And would your limping, crying friend have paid £10 for a quick lift home on a bike?

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 14 May 2013, 15:37, closed)