That's just it though.
I don't honestly think he is trolling.

I was completely convinced that he was trolling right up until he started desperately defending his stories. That's not the action of a troll. That's the action of somebody who's actually started to believe his own bullshit. That’s entertainment, that’s entertainment. A smash of glass and the rumble of boots. An electric train and a ripped up phone booth. Paint splattered walls and the cry of a tom cat. Lights going out and a kick in the balls. I say, that’s entertainment, that’s entertainment.

Sorry. Went a bit Jam there for a moment.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 18:58, 1 reply)

I see what you mean about the self-justification,
but maybe that just makes him a better troll.
Either way, I don't believe a word he says but I find him entertaining rather than troubling. I was in the pub last night. A mutual friend of ours said he'd seen you in the uniform. Yeah the leather belt looks manly, the black boots butch. But oh what a bastard to get off.
Oh - it seems to be infectious.
( 4Q just lurking, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:06, closed)

You're probably right.
It's probably healthier all round if we assume he's a troll-god. The alternative is too depressing. I love you, yes I do, 'cause I know that you love me too. I love you, yes I do, gonna spend all my money on you woah woah woah woah.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:12, closed)

I quite enjoy holding him to account
It makes me feel like a copper interviewing one of those weird fuckers who confesses to crimes they didn't commit.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:12, closed)

He almost certainly is one of those weird fuckers who confess to crimes.
They've probably got his photo up in all the local old bill stations.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:17, closed)

"We have CCTV footage and several witness statements that prove you were at the swimming pool with your Mum on the afternoon in question"
"I did it though, I shot Dando. I gave her a lift home on my moped, fucked her up the arse, she loved it, then I shot her"
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:23, closed)

CCTV in the swimming pool?
Pervert.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 14 May 2013, 19:27, closed)