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Every year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).

Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...

Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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Last Xmas I went to my neices nativity play and felt my phone vibrate. I then had a very long and dirty exchange of texts with my boyfriend. I was very turned on by the end of the show. I must have been bright red and breathless and probably left a slightly damp patch on the seat.
(Milly One, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:19, 10 replies)
OMG a GURL!
PANDA ALERT!
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:55, closed)
ZOMG!
Quick! To the pandaboard!

*types breathlessly*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:28, closed)
I too am notorious for going to gatherings of children,
turning a deep red and leaving damp patches in certain places....
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:00, closed)
So you sat there texting away?
i'm sure the people around you didnt think you were an ignorant cow. Nope. Not one bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:38, closed)
So
your telling me your a female and have a vagina? Well done. But its not really very interesting. Do something interesting or disgusting with your vagina and get back to me. Then I'll read what you've got to say. Teach it to do tricks, smuggle drugs in it, anything, really.
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:45, closed)
Smuggling drugs isn't that difficult
of a trick to learn. Insert and walk are surely the only tricks there! Two that should have been learned years ago!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:19, closed)
??
You got turned on at a kids nativity?

PAEDO!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:56, closed)
Heh...
Poor girl is scared of y'all now :)
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 8:17, closed)
Too right
The weak-bladdered, slack-kegel'd ignorant text-addict. Pissing yourself at a school play, and not even cleaning up afterwards. Tsk.

:-)

See, I put a smiley on the end, so I can be as insulting as I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:12, closed)
It's pretty good.
However it would have been even better had you then gone on to lay a boiled egg into your boyfriends mouth.

Ahem. And then told us about it.

*eggy dreams*
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:10, closed)

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