Isn't it a question of personal choice?
Our teacher, Miss Laramie, was ever-so-slightly new wave. The nativity was set in Richmond, Golden Virginia for a start.

And we didn't have a donkey, we had a Camel, which was actually pretty damn Kool. And instead of an inn, the nativity took place in an Embassy on Pall Mall, or was it Mayfair, could even have been Old Holborn? - I forget.

We also had four kings instead of three, there was Lambert and Butler, and Benson and Hedges, they were exquist Royals. Their costumes were made of the finest material, made by hand, they were a really nice Silk Cut. They looked incredibly Regal as they delivered their presents, including a big box of Gold Flake.

Mary was played by a girl named Kim. Joseph was a kid named John who was originally from Newport, it was a Lucky Strike on our part because he played the role to Death. He really was our John Player Special.

After the show the audience demanded More. Anyone would think they'd become addicted, but there really wasn't any strong sceintific proof that nativity plays were habit forming.

Its really down to a question of choice and individual responsibility.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:40, 11 replies)

Nearly a week smoke free
giving up the fags is fucking hard and I want to kill everyone in the world.

Thanks to Porkylips for the Kim bit, cheers, mate.

God, I want to smoke! I'd even have a fucking Woodbine.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:48, closed)

If you're having problems kicking the habit
try this: www.buysnus.com

It's a small tobacco puch you can stick under your lip, gives a fuckload of nicotine and you can use them while working. Worked for me at any rate!

Also, another click for you!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 23:00, closed)

sounds a bit like
the infamous 'Skoal Bandits' that were banned here in the 80's due to them causing 'teh cancer' in your gob
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:20, closed)

I promise, I'm not a salesman!
Unfortunatly, they do indeed increase your chances of cancer of the mouth, lips and tongue, by about 5-10% depending which brand you get (there are some specific low carcinogen ones where you have more risk from the same number of strawberries). The main risk comes from how long you have it in there - there's a world of difference between a 5 minute fix and keeping one in for hours, just liek the difference between an occasional ciggy and a chain smoker. I like my nicotine though and I can use them in the pub, so it's a risk I'm willing to take!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 12:34, closed)

Drum Gold
Green Rizla and a roach. none of these filters, bleh.
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:19, closed)

I may have to go outside and
ferret round for some fag buts. Or go up to someone - male or female - who's smoking and snog the bollocks off them just to get a nicotine fix.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:30, closed)

Misread it
as "snog the bollocks of them".

I was wondering where the hell you stick your ciggies...
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:22, closed)

Mmmmm...
This has given me cause to leave the house for a twilight wander with a brace of Lucky Strikes :D
( Cawl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 20:25, closed)

I'll join ya :)
*rolls a ciggie*
( snee held his breath since, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:52, closed)

Dammit!
I had planned to be asleep by now but now I'm typing and clutching a filter in my mouth as I pluck ripe delicious moist tobacco from the pouch and make it into a fun-ular tube.

(*probably doesn't help anyone quitting...sorry).
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 12:05, closed)

Quitting?
Who'd want to do that?
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:14, closed)