Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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Felt queasy before getting to work. I did about an hour of work and collapsed. As I came around, all I can remember is the paramedic saying to someone, "We won't need the defibrillator now." They took me to hospital where I did eventually get my shit together.
All I can remember whilst out for the count was standing on a ledge under the shade of a tree looking out over the sea. Didn't see any relatives or white light, just felt pure bliss.
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$$ ✅, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:55,
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Free Dibulators!(, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:10, closed)
Trans Global Group Incorporated?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:16,
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i actually died and had to be wanked off to start my heart again.(
$$ ✅, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:15,
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Cardiopulmonary resuscitation, Merseyside technique.(, Wed 21 May 2014, 13:09, closed)
...and when you came round, there was a cup of tea waiting for you on the bedside table.(
.Yeti., Tue 20 May 2014, 8:30,
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