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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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Is getting stoned on your tod,
less tragic than getting drunk under the same conditions?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 May 2014, 11:59, 2 replies)
Purposely going out of your way to do it is even more tragic.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 May 2014, 12:32, closed)
And he wrote "new" instead of "knew"
I wonder if this is a skilful metaphor where the tram represents his education, the cap is his cognitive dexterity and the drugs symbolise an otter ?
(Andrew Avetoom, Tue 20 May 2014, 12:36, closed)
Eww, you're quick
That was slipped in for the OCD cunts. First place for you.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 20 May 2014, 12:45, closed)
"I dun my mistake on purpose so there"

(Andrew Avetoom, Tue 20 May 2014, 12:51, closed)
Make an effort
Dickhead
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:19, closed)
Why should he make an effort,
when you don't even check your work?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:22, closed)
Your really knot buying the deliberate bit ah you
BNut, you would have to admit, it was a rather wankerish way to make the pick up, the effort of a dickhead for sure.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:15, closed)
Make an effort
Dickhead
(Andrew Avetoom, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:09, closed)
I know you are but, what am I?
Dickhead
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 20 May 2014, 21:33, closed)
It is amusing seeing you try to use punctuation.
I imagine watching a chimp try to operate an Etch a Sketch would be a similar experience.

I'm almost glad that train didn't kill you.
(Andrew Avetoom, Tue 20 May 2014, 21:40, closed)
I'm not clever
And that was quite good - the bitchy bit at the end still sees you in the dickhead genre though. It's ok, I no you're type.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 21 May 2014, 7:19, closed)
Are ewe knew hear?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 20 May 2014, 20:23, closed)
I've bean hear for ages

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 20 May 2014, 21:34, closed)
What about the 28 hours of travel prior
To the on purpose massive drugs?
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 20 May 2014, 12:47, closed)
Oh yeah
Much worse
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 20 May 2014, 12:50, closed)
OK.
I'm not here to judge.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:03, closed)
That's ok, I can feel your kinship

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:17, closed)

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