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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I've just walked upstairs...
... we have a window on our landing, meaning we can pretty much see into our back neighbours garden whether we like it or not.

His son is trampolining.


It is raining.

I need to go bleach my eyeballs now.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:31, 14 replies)
At the risk of asking...how old is his son?
if he's 25 tell him to put some clothes on
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:41, closed)
i agree with this^^
if he's 25 or under he needs to be wearing clothes.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:44, closed)

And it's not the first time, he's ALWAYS doing it.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:52, closed)
and try to get him mid air doing a kick of somekind
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:54, closed)
You scare me.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:55, closed)
I just read that back
and i did mean it to sound a touch rapey but that had a gary glitter vibe about it and for that i apologize.

So I'm guessing the pictures are out of the question then cos I didn't really want them anyway.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:57, closed)
/retracts report to Police

(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:58, closed)
Does anyone want to buy a comb then
Cos i'm getting out of the grooming business now.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:01, closed)
Very much
out of the question! :p
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:00, closed)
I read that as trainspotting not trampolining
Just me?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:55, closed)
Is he on the chubby side?
Just across the road from my parents' house is a garden with a trampoline, on which a fat child (imaginatively and unsympathetically christened "Fat Child" by my entire family) will occasionally go for a bit of a bounce. By which I mean he jumps a bit in a desultory sort of fashion for a couple of minutes, then has a lie down for half an hour. Sometimes he does wrestling moves on himself.

I bet his parents bought him the damn thing so he'd get some exercise.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:56, closed)
i have to ask
how do you do wrestling moves on yourself?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 18:09, closed)
I actually can't...
stop laughing at this.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 22:03, closed)
Naked trampolining
My son does this, he like's to get naked at every available opportunity and thinks it's great trampolining naked. He is only three though so i'm hoping he'll grow out of it!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 9:25, closed)

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