My Arch-nemesis
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
i love everyone
and i can't think of any reason for anyone not to like me
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Adolf Hitler last de-lurked, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:40,
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Love you too, dad.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 10:59,
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sorry
but I don't like your moustache
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greatoldone Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 11:30,
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Love you Adolf
You're all kinds of aewsomeness
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TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:34,
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You've given me
the fucking horn.
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fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:58,
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I'll give you a reason, you bloody hypocritical veggie bastard.
Bet you wear leather jackboots, don't you? Eh? Yeah, I know all about your kind, you flatulent, supercilious git.
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Scrumper, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:49,
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 22:42,
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