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I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?

Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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Everything I try and do is thwarted by a gang of teenagers who drive around stoned in a Ford Transit.

Oddly, it isn't just a gang of blokes but seemingly a group of friends who go out of their way to put the mockers on everything I do.

Oh, they've also got big big scarey dog with them. I think it might be a great dane, but I'm not sure as I've never heard a dog make the noises this one does, so that might be down to the breed. Either way - would you want to tackle a big dog?

Anyway, back to me.

I wanted to buy a house I knew was going to be on the market in a few weeks, this house - rumoured to be haunted - was coming on the market and despite this 'haunting', I was desperate to buy it.

Interest in the property was growing and as a result, I knew that it might be out of my price range if I didn't get my offer in quick. Even with my offer firmly placed, interest in the house was still strong and I was desperate to get this house at a good price, so I hatched a plan.

Using all my cunning, guile and a lot of front I broke into the house and set about trying to make other potential purchasers too afraid to want to own the house, after all, it is supposed to be haunted.

Sadly, it all went a bit wrong and I was arrested for fraud.

I'd have got away with it, if it wasn't for those pesky kids.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:03, 6 replies)
hehe nice
scooby reference!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:06, closed)

(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:49, closed)
That was fucking amazing
I feel better now
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:59, closed)
Ya know, I was toying with the idea of posting a Scooby Doo one too
...but it wouldn't have been as good as this :D

Bravo sir, bravo!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:27, closed)
I started to suspect Scoobyness..
by the time I'd got to Ford Transit. That's cos I'm a clever cunt today for some reason.
(, Sun 2 May 2010, 17:19, closed)
In a battle of Man vs Dog I'd put money on a man any day.
Dogs have teeth. Humans have hands that can grip and grapple and rend and dislocate a dog's relatively flimsy joints.
(, Mon 3 May 2010, 9:55, closed)

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