Not really a nemesis as such
...he was a violent thug at my school and a couple of times I’d been on the receiving end of his fists of fury.

Anyway, do some wavy lines for about 20 years.

I’m visiting my home town, getting a taxi from the station and it’s him driving me. He recognised me first and we had a little chat. Things hadn’t worked out well for him. Divorced, didn’t see his kids, had suffered a chemical poisoning from not wearing the right protective gear while spraying cars so his liver was fucked. And now he was scraping a living on the taxis. At the end of the journey I wished him well, give him a two pound tip and felt bloody ticketyboo for the rest of the day.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:28, 3 replies)

Look, this is probably true, but it's not really QOTW material.
Try rewriting it with added violence and revenge sex.
I trust the taxi is at least a Honda Accord?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:32, closed)

Nah, this will never work, it's all too grown up and truthfull
try again, but this time you trained as a ninja for 20 years and when you met him again you dragon punched him so hard it impregnated his sister.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:41, closed)

Or gave her a nasty dose
or something.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 17:51, closed)