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This is a question My Arch-nemesis

I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?

Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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Not really a nemesis as such
...he was a violent thug at my school and a couple of times I’d been on the receiving end of his fists of fury.

Anyway, do some wavy lines for about 20 years.

I’m visiting my home town, getting a taxi from the station and it’s him driving me. He recognised me first and we had a little chat. Things hadn’t worked out well for him. Divorced, didn’t see his kids, had suffered a chemical poisoning from not wearing the right protective gear while spraying cars so his liver was fucked. And now he was scraping a living on the taxis. At the end of the journey I wished him well, give him a two pound tip and felt bloody ticketyboo for the rest of the day.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:28, 3 replies)
Look, this is probably true, but it's not really QOTW material.
Try rewriting it with added violence and revenge sex.
I trust the taxi is at least a Honda Accord?
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:32, closed)
Nah, this will never work, it's all too grown up and truthfull
try again, but this time you trained as a ninja for 20 years and when you met him again you dragon punched him so hard it impregnated his sister.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:41, closed)
Or gave her a nasty dose
or something.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 17:51, closed)

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