Honda accord posters
Not the people who post quite-probably exaggerated, but still often amusing, posts, but the sniping cunts who reply to them with the rather tiring "and then you were sucked off by a supermodel in a Honda Accord".

Even if you had any reason, except being a twat, for posting these comments, you could at least express your disbelief in a manner that doesn't make you look like a catchphrase-spouting moron. I hate you.
(Apyadg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:29, 10 replies)

instant entry onto the list
And special bonus mention for cack-handedly posting it twice.
( WormuIus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:34, closed)

I'm the person who invented the Honda Accord meme
I'll happily listen to what you have to say and then give you my thoughts.
( WormuIus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:35, closed)

Quick Question
Are you still a student of philosophy at Nottingham University?
( WormuIus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:36, closed)

I am, though a postgrad now.

Failing to only post this once probably didn't do me any favours.
(Apyadg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:39, closed)

Do you know someone called Eliana

( WormuIus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:45, closed)

I know of a 2nd year student of that name, blonde girl?
(Apyadg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:52, closed)

The one I'm thinking of graduated last year or the year before

( WormuIus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:52, closed)

Not someone I know by name, I'd have probably have seen her about, possibly even shared some seminars, but there's far too many undergrads for me to know them all.
(Apyadg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:55, closed)

She got a first
Jewish girl, curly black hair, short, a bit crusty
( WormuIus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:56, closed)

I have an idea of who you might mean. Hair down to about the middle of her back, always seemed to wear a heavy jumper even in summer. If it's who I'm thinking of, she was in my Merleau Ponty lectures. Far from certain, though.
(Apyadg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 19:03, closed)

Internet is srs bsns.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:40, closed)

I might extend my over-the-top annoyance to purveyors of all online memes. Though I probably have the crowd against me enough as it is.
(Apyadg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:45, closed)

Why do I have the feeling that you're typing this in a darkened room, with a tear-stained list of all the people who've upset you on the internet pinned to the wall?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:47, closed)

He does seem to like blaming other people for his own inadequacy.
www.b3ta.com/questions/strictparents/post74510
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 2 May 2010, 15:08, closed)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:44, closed)

and then you were sucked off by a supermodel in a Honda Accord
Corrected for spelling
( Theoban What of it, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:51, closed)

Predictive text or spastic fingers, I'm not sure which.
(Apyadg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:53, closed)

Why would a computer have predictive text
and on the same point why would it spell words incorrectly?
( WormuIus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:56, closed)

I was using my phone on the tram home. I can't, however, think of a reason that my phone has "sipremodel" in its dictionary, but I wouldn't rule it out.
(Apyadg, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 19:00, closed)

I like this.
I like this a lot. Not that it's always wrong to expose an obvious liar but I think one of the funniest posts I read last week had some garbage about a Honda Accord written underneath it. It wasn't even a particularly outrageous post; just something that someone, with nothing worthwhile to say themself, decided to deride.

I reckon it probably puts people off sharing things that aren't mundane/a weak attempt at porn.
(Abercadabra looks more like Gerry Adams every day, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 20:23, closed)

Oh now be fair.
I take the piss out of THOSE too.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 1 May 2010, 11:40, closed)

FAIL

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 1 May 2010, 0:31, closed)

Thank you
I was thinking about posting something similar, but you got there first.
Originally quite funny, now seems to be an annoying 'go to' phrase for lazy posters.
If some one is going to critise, or call out a ott post, at least come up with something original.
(badfiremonkey, Sat 1 May 2010, 20:01, closed)

Where did the whole 'honda accord' thing come from, anyhow?

never managed to get to the bottom of that one...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 2 May 2010, 12:24, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post423260
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 2 May 2010, 15:05, closed)