
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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with salad cream!
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 13:53, 2 replies)

I promptly told her that that was the food of the devil and that when I come to power I shall give an order to the armed forces to carpet bomb all beetroot crops in the world.
100% true
( , Sat 1 May 2010, 14:08, closed)

Lovely lovely lovely.
*goes off to make cheese, beetroot & sald cream sandwich*
( , Sun 2 May 2010, 14:22, closed)
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