
I lived in fear of a Darth Vader-esque school dinner lady who stood me perpetually at the naughty table for refusing to eat mushy peas. An ordeal made worse after I was caught spooning the accursed veg into her wellies. Who, we ask, has wrecked your life?
Thanks to Philly G for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Apr 2010, 12:01)
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It was awesome.
Just kidding. lol.
He died of cancer.
( , Mon 3 May 2010, 19:33, 4 replies)

It's good to see Cancer's more positive side being aired. It kills wankers too.
( , Tue 4 May 2010, 7:46, closed)

He doesn't really, but feel free to insert Carlsberg style comment here.
( , Tue 4 May 2010, 11:16, closed)

his piss would taste like Carlsberg.
Possibly.
( , Wed 5 May 2010, 2:05, closed)
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