How nerdy are you?This week Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons, died. A whole generation of pasty dice-obsessed nerds owes him big time. Me included.
So, in his honour, how nerdy were you? Are you still sunlight-averse? What are the sad little things you do that nobody else understands?
As an example, a B3ta regular who shall remain nameless told us, "I spent an entire school summer holiday getting my BBC Model B computer to produce filthy stories from an extensive database of names, nouns, adjectives, stock phrases and deviant sexual practices. It revolutionised the porn magazine dirty letter writing industry for ever.
Revel in your own nerdiness.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32)
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Star Wars Episode 7 - Man LoveOnce upon a time in a galaxy far, far away, the Pink Rebels were fighting a guerilla war against the Evil Empire. The last hope was a young man on the distant planet of Hom, who was about to realise his role in a cosmic battle.
Luke Streetwalker looked up from his toil and saw a figure approaching from the wastelands. Sweat trickled down Luke's back and into the cleft of his smooth, hairless buttocks. Who was this ragged figure silhouetted by the twin suns of Hom? Luke stripped off his shirt and passed a delicate hand over his perky nipples.
"I am Obi One Bignobi," said the old man, releasing a meat python from his robes. "And this is my flesh sabre."
"Coo, look at that!" said Luke, taking the ever-growing sabre in his palm.
"It is an instrument of power and stealth," said the old man as the weapon grew and grew into a throbbing shaft of hardened virility.
Luke ran his fingers up and down the sabre and dropped to his knees...
[anyone interested in reading more...?]
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:43, 8 replies)
oh frank...How I've missed your stories...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:45, closed)
Wookie nookie?Will we get wookie nookie in the next part?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:04, closed)
NiceWhy write this when the films have it all any way.
Yoda: ''Good food cum good food!''
Luke: :Get clear Wedge you can't do any more good back there!''
Can we have some Jabba porn!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:47, closed)
BGBI was really looking forward to watching "Star Whores" the other day. I thought it would be a mid-budget porn version of Star Wars itself. Woohoo!
Sadly, it's not. It's a batch of 10-minute vignettes of poorly scripted, acted and filmed dross. The women aren't attractive, it's clearly filmed in someone's garage, and you can see the shadow of the man holding the mike. And it has nothing whatsoever to do with Star Wars. I was so disappointed.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:23, closed)
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