How nerdy are you?
This week Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons, died. A whole generation of pasty dice-obsessed nerds owes him big time. Me included.
So, in his honour, how nerdy were you? Are you still sunlight-averse? What are the sad little things you do that nobody else understands?
As an example, a B3ta regular who shall remain nameless told us, "I spent an entire school summer holiday getting my BBC Model B computer to produce filthy stories from an extensive database of names, nouns, adjectives, stock phrases and deviant sexual practices. It revolutionised the porn magazine dirty letter writing industry for ever.
Revel in your own nerdiness.
( , Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32)
This week Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons, died. A whole generation of pasty dice-obsessed nerds owes him big time. Me included.
So, in his honour, how nerdy were you? Are you still sunlight-averse? What are the sad little things you do that nobody else understands?
As an example, a B3ta regular who shall remain nameless told us, "I spent an entire school summer holiday getting my BBC Model B computer to produce filthy stories from an extensive database of names, nouns, adjectives, stock phrases and deviant sexual practices. It revolutionised the porn magazine dirty letter writing industry for ever.
Revel in your own nerdiness.
( , Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32)
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Angry geek, Pt 2
Answer me this please. I can understand why so many geeks start off having low self confidence, due to the psychological beatings received from what can politely be described as the cerebrally challenged. It gets to a person, I understand, having been through it myself. My teenage years, were, not to put too fine a point on it, not exactly a bed of roses. Well, they were, but only if you see the thorns as opposed to the flower.
The reason for my annoyance though, is this. Why do geeks, nerds et al still see themselves as odd? We're all looking at ourselves through someone else's eyes (or NHS spectacles)! Why should we all, as grown adults, see ourselves as some kind of second class to the yawning feckwits our planet is unfortunately populated with? I mean I admit, you do need someone to do the manual labour, after all- but we're the ones who actually *run* things. All their b4se r quite literally belong 2 us, to drop into AOLteen for a second. If anything, we're the dominant sleeping giant that should not allow themselves to be pushed around.
We run things, not the idiots. Next time someone berates you for liking something different to them, remember this- you are far smarter than they will ever be, and they fear you for this. They fear what we can do- royally fuck them over. Perhaps the time has come for just that.
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, 11 replies)
Answer me this please. I can understand why so many geeks start off having low self confidence, due to the psychological beatings received from what can politely be described as the cerebrally challenged. It gets to a person, I understand, having been through it myself. My teenage years, were, not to put too fine a point on it, not exactly a bed of roses. Well, they were, but only if you see the thorns as opposed to the flower.
The reason for my annoyance though, is this. Why do geeks, nerds et al still see themselves as odd? We're all looking at ourselves through someone else's eyes (or NHS spectacles)! Why should we all, as grown adults, see ourselves as some kind of second class to the yawning feckwits our planet is unfortunately populated with? I mean I admit, you do need someone to do the manual labour, after all- but we're the ones who actually *run* things. All their b4se r quite literally belong 2 us, to drop into AOLteen for a second. If anything, we're the dominant sleeping giant that should not allow themselves to be pushed around.
We run things, not the idiots. Next time someone berates you for liking something different to them, remember this- you are far smarter than they will ever be, and they fear you for this. They fear what we can do- royally fuck them over. Perhaps the time has come for just that.
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, 11 replies)
the geek revolution huh?
Frankly I think that someone with a fuck-off big gun and bullet-proof vest will not greatly fear being attacked by a string of piss with a NES contoller and a T shirt with some fucking stupid slogan like
"I have fucked 10 women."
"In Binary"
"in my dreams"
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:12, closed)
Frankly I think that someone with a fuck-off big gun and bullet-proof vest will not greatly fear being attacked by a string of piss with a NES contoller and a T shirt with some fucking stupid slogan like
"I have fucked 10 women."
"In Binary"
"in my dreams"
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:12, closed)
Calm down love!
This is what playing Warcraft to much can do to you.
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:13, closed)
This is what playing Warcraft to much can do to you.
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:13, closed)
dont worry
I never owned a NES!
gave up on shirt slogans after my
ministry T shirt finally fell apart
Jesus built my hotrod it was.
I liked that top.
Never played WoW either, sadly I took up golf instead, which is probably worse on the social stigma scale!!
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:15, closed)
I never owned a NES!
gave up on shirt slogans after my
ministry T shirt finally fell apart
Jesus built my hotrod it was.
I liked that top.
Never played WoW either, sadly I took up golf instead, which is probably worse on the social stigma scale!!
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:15, closed)
Shhh! They'll hear you!
The key is to NOT let them know that we geeks are secretly running their lives! If they're aware that we're having better lives than they are without having broken bones while chasing a ball around a field, they'll stop being our drones! I mean, do you want to be the one changing tires for a living? Or, for that matter, selling carpet and vinyl floor covering?
The fact is, we are different- we work with our brains and see parts of existence that they'll never understand, let alone grasp. Why be angry at these pitiable grunts? They can laugh at me if they want- idiots always laugh at what they don't understand. What they don't grasp is that I'm laughing right back at them...
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:21, closed)
The key is to NOT let them know that we geeks are secretly running their lives! If they're aware that we're having better lives than they are without having broken bones while chasing a ball around a field, they'll stop being our drones! I mean, do you want to be the one changing tires for a living? Or, for that matter, selling carpet and vinyl floor covering?
The fact is, we are different- we work with our brains and see parts of existence that they'll never understand, let alone grasp. Why be angry at these pitiable grunts? They can laugh at me if they want- idiots always laugh at what they don't understand. What they don't grasp is that I'm laughing right back at them...
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:21, closed)
Us non-nerds aren't all bad..... honest
My brother is a complete nerd, going back to ZX days. My hubby is a bricklayer. He's very good with his hands .... that's enough of that though.
They have a good relationship - symbiotic I think you'd call it. IT type problems? Call in super-nerd. Need something fixing (or breaking for that matter), call MrWitch.
We can live in peace you know .....
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:45, closed)
My brother is a complete nerd, going back to ZX days. My hubby is a bricklayer. He's very good with his hands .... that's enough of that though.
They have a good relationship - symbiotic I think you'd call it. IT type problems? Call in super-nerd. Need something fixing (or breaking for that matter), call MrWitch.
We can live in peace you know .....
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:45, closed)
Don't look at me
I sell cars for a living (good use of a Marine Biology degree but I digress).
I'm also tooled up to the max (well, Mastercard credit limit).
Come the revolution....
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:30, closed)
I sell cars for a living (good use of a Marine Biology degree but I digress).
I'm also tooled up to the max (well, Mastercard credit limit).
Come the revolution....
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:30, closed)
Geeks do not run the show.
How many politicians or managers have a fucking brain?
Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.
Those who can't teach, manage.
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, closed)
How many politicians or managers have a fucking brain?
Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.
Those who can't teach, manage.
( , Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, closed)
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