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In amongst all the tales of bitterness and poo, we occasionally get fluffy stories that bring a small tear to our internet-jaded eyes.

In celebration of this, what is the nicest thing someone's done for you? Whether you thoroughly deserved it or it came out of the blue, tell us of heartwarming, selfless acts by others.

Failing that, what nice things have you done for other people, whether they liked it or not?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:14)
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I'd like to make a complaint
This is the first qotw which has made me cry each and every bloody time I look at the new posts.

My mascara is ruined.

Now that's not a very nice thing to do, is it?


Bring back the cock jokes.



Actually this is a lovely qotw but I am sobbing through most of it. My faith in humanity is restored.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:29, 39 replies)
There were these two cocks walking down the road
and the first one said "Thanks for giving me my job back Gordon" and the other said "You can just suck me off later Peter"
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:33, closed)
And neither said
'Cock-a-doodle-doo!'?

Mind you, talking chickens, that's really something.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:43, closed)
Bukark!
Hello Turkeygirl! How is?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:44, closed)
Is fine, ta.
Good to see the monkeysex balance has been restored.

Now just make sure you stay around here.

Oh, and turn up at the next London bash (whenever that may be) as I want to see you and Al get it on you.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:47, closed)
Tell him not to bring his Mrs next time
and I'll rape him like a stuck pig.

I think the next bash is becky's birthday, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:49, closed)
Sounds good
I shall endeavour to be there with bells on.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:51, closed)
Where will
the bells be?

We need to know these things?

especially if they will be on nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:00, closed)
Hmmm
That's a good idea and it'll make a change from tassels - which is what I was going to wear.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:18, closed)
No,
But one said "Any-cock'll-doo."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:58, closed)
Not sorry
I'm not sorry - PJM did a good thing for me and, while I'm not all the way there, I'm a lot close to sanity :)
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:34, closed)
my faith in humanity is restored too
when i thought about my hitchhiking experience, i thought to myself, am i blessed in some way? lucky? do i have a guardian angel? and then i thought, hell, no. it's the human beings that aren't behaving in the way the Daily Mail claims that everyone else is. we hear so much crap about how evil people are to each other, yet very little about how lovely they are.
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:35, closed)
Humanity is a lying sack of crud!
Don't believe the hype, Miss Chickenlady.
(The Stig, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:37, closed)
*sends gaz to JMG*
*restores balance*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:38, closed)
DId you aks him
about JMG? or fashion? or wobbling? We need to know these things Enzyme, they're very important.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:40, closed)
Ahem
I may not have contacted him (her? it?) at all.


I'll keep you guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:41, closed)
You sent him
naked pictures of your mother, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:43, closed)
No
he sent him naked pictures of his own mother in a compromising position with Enzyme.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:49, closed)
Everybody's Mum
gets in on the Enzyme action.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:50, closed)
Cor!
I'm a mum, does that mean I get some action?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:52, closed)
You don't even have to ask
Enzyme puts out like a fireman on shore leave.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:53, closed)
Why hello, pretty ladeeey.
Care for a Martini?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:58, closed)
Ooooh, I'd love one
Gosh, what big arms you've got.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:00, closed)
Erm...
It's not my arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:08, closed)
Oh
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:16, closed)
*fans chickenlady's loins*
They're ablaze! Ablaze I tells you!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:01, closed)

fans drools over
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:03, closed)
Is anyone going to lick that up...?
...No?


Ok then, I will.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:10, closed)
YEAH!




May not be YEAH! *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:53, closed)
*laughs heartily*
At Enzyme's comment!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:41, closed)
heehee
she said 'humanity'.
not 'huge manatee'.

coat? i'll fetch it now.
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:41, closed)
^^^^
PFFFTTTT!!!!

MFOTFABL!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 15:42, closed)
I've been reading this at night before I go to bed
Because it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside and I haven't felt that way for a long time (well not reading the QOTW's here :p)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:44, closed)

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