Driving home tonight I spotted a a bloke come crashing off his pushbike.
Went down like a stone, he did. I pulled up and went over, and another driver did the same, a young chap in his 20s.

We hauled the cyclist to his feet and stood his bike up. He insisted that he was OK and only lived a couple of doors down, and his missus was in, so we walked him to the door. A woman opened it and he went inside.

Young bloke and I nodded to each other and got back in our cars and drove off. Wouldn't do to go making a fuss.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 21:27, 5 replies)

I'm paralysed for life, I hope you're happy.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 21:52, closed)

I am happy that you are paralysed. hth

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 21:55, closed)

It's nice when people are happy.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 21:56, closed)

I agree. now I am happier.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 22:06, closed)

Such are the uncouth ways of 'talk'

( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 1:03, closed)