Drinking Games two days before the start of exam season
...never a good idea, right? But my brother decided to do this before his exams, and they played some kind of Truth or Dare thing. Being quite introverted, my brother would predictably go for dare. Resulting in him drinking a pint consisting of a combination of:

Vodka
Cider
Guinness
Milk
Lemonade
Petals from some flower from the garden "to decorate"

He was incredibly sick for the next week, and missed all his exams. Turns out the petals were slightly poisonous. He said the worst part, however, was the milk + lemonade bit.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:46, 10 replies)

A friend of mine ate the daffodils off the table during a pissed night out
turns out daffodils are poisonous too
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:52, closed)

Most of the pretty things are.
When I was in primary school we used to pick flowers to take home to our mums on the way home. After 5 kids ended up in hospital after chewing on them, they had to have a superviser guarding the footpath. :P
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:18, closed)

*boke*
milk + lemonade = curdled nastiness.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:00, closed)

I always thought you're meant to use Bailey's for that

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:32, closed)

i think it was bailey's
in a shot of something-or-other on holiday that curdled, leading to the drink's delightful title of "monkey brain".
never again.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:37, closed)

I had a footballer mate
who, when he wasn't attempting to make Burnley look something better that piss-poor, was partial to a Baileys and tomato juice. It was fucking disgusting.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:35, closed)

I believe the combination for ultimate bokage you're looking for is..
Baileys and Lime.

Enjoy!

The monkey brain thing, is usually schnapps (if you're abroad) with Baileys floated on the top, to which the barman/woman drops a bit of Grenadine in - this sinks through the baileys, and levitates in the schnapps, but has the characteristic semi-transparent film of Baileys around it, and as it curdles, it takes it's trademark appearance.

There are variations of this, where blackcurrant is added to the grenadine, giving it a very dark appearance, and called a brain tumour, kidney stone, etc.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:27, closed)

i won't be drinking it again
but the one called adios motherfucker was quite nice
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 17:35, closed)

MILK MILK LEMONADE ROUND THE CORNER CHOCOLATE'S MADE

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:57, closed)

I actually laughed at that
Which says quite a lot about me.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:42, closed)