I know it's sad, but I do it all the time.
Put on an album, pick up a cat, and dance the cat around while singing the songs re-worded to be about the cat. 'The Guns of Brixton' scans very well in particular. No, the cats don't like it; no, I am not unmarried and in my sixties.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 17:48, 10 replies)

you are not alone
*looks around and whistles*
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 18:54, closed)

But
your house smells of piss though, right?
(Rsoles, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 19:11, closed)

Sorry to disappoint
But it doesn't.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:52, closed)

With mental behaviour like that
it's just a matter of time.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:36, closed)

The spouse tells me it's cute, though I do suspect.
He also says it's rather impressive to watch me turn a song into a narrative about whatever the cats are doing at the particular moment, especially because I can get it all to scan properly. Still can't freestyle rap worth a damn, though.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:54, closed)

I think I might be worse...
Since I do it without music, and replace every word in the Spider-man song with 'meow'.
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:42, closed)

I do the same
With the theme to Doctor Who.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:55, closed)

you're all nuts

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:22, closed)

I do the ferret versions as well.
Or cat and ferret if I'm feeling ambitious.
(BlackArmadillo Avoided writing that article on, Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:23, closed)

So
How does your kitty version of Guns of Brixton go? I'm dying to know.
(ElGranto, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 3:48, closed)