Snowy's post reminded me of a former work colleague....
She was the type of girl that would, despite sticking to various diet plans, generally treat herself a week full of lunches that would consist of a large portion of chips, mountain of cheese and half bottle of mayo as a treat for doing well at her last weigh in.

She was a big girl with delusions about her size. She seemed to think that she was a stones weight-loss away from having Victoria Beckhams figure, when in reality she was about a stones weight-gain away from looking like Beth Ditto.

For some reason she would often insist on wearing fishnet tights. the lack of self-awareness was down to the fact that her legs looked like someone trying to force a partially rotted pig carcass through a chain link fence as a result.
( Muns, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:21, 8 replies)

That visual image...
...made be laugh out loud. Thank you!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:24, closed)

force a partially rotted pig carcass through a chain link fence
click for this
( A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:32, closed)

Made me proper lol that did!
(and then felt a bit sick)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 22:15, closed)

Mind bleach please

(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:50, closed)

I suspect that simile may win you this week

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:28, closed)

...
Like this?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:42, closed)

Not as sexy.

( Muns, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 10:39, closed)

Hahaha
That deserves a click
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:03, closed)