No Self-Awareness
I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
Suggested by Ding Dong Montily on High
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
How?
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brb natural fistic, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:49,
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He could duff up the servers with his gnarly manfists.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:54,
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So could you, I'm sure.
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brb natural fistic, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:09,
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I'm a lover not a fighter.
I'd probably just fuck it up the backplane.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:14,
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Overheat it,
Clog it and bring it to a standstill. Chat, touch, finger, mount, fsck, umount, clean, rm, init S, self, fsck, clean, init 0
You filthy bugger.
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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:22,
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Best cyber ever.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:44,
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Money and influence, maybe?
Who knows.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 20:56,
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I doubt he has more power or influence than the average b3tan.
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brb natural fistic, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:08,
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By boring everyone to death with anecdotes about his pet shop.
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4Q just lurking, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 21:00,
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So what
If he has Monkeys and influence....
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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 0:39,
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