Not having sex
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
I appeared on both Jim'll Fix It, and Rolf's Cartoon Club.
However, I was a very, very, ugly, smelly child.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:39,
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and the adult version is better than the child?
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:03,
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Fixed it for you
However, I
was am a very, very, ugly, smelly
child fanny magnet.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:07,
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Smelly Fanny Magnet
Installed my kitchen.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:31,
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I got mine from Howdens.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:21,
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"installed" your "kitchen", eh?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 May 2014, 21:00,
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In terms of set theory:
{Set of adjectives for adult} =
{Set of adjectives for child} ∪ {flatulent, obese, pile-suffering, buck-toothed }
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:31,
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This made me smile
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IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 22 May 2014, 22:13,
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