Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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How desperate and dull must one be to impersonate somebody so desperate and dull, Albert.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:34,
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On that basis it's probably Dozer. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:37,
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It's you, isn't it?George! is you too, isn't it?
Feel a bit sorry for actually, being a dick is one thing - but creating 'hilarious' accounts to troll yourself stupid is just desperate. Desperate and lonely.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 23 May 2014, 17:53,
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Hands up who isn't Dr. S!Unfortunately I clearly am.
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I heard it was hands up Dr. S'! If you catch my drift. If not , I mean I heard he likes getting fisted.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:09,
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You must enjoy your own mums then(, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:43, closed)
He is not!I am Dr S
As in Doctor Skagra
THE ORIGINAL, you might say
Sweeties!
xxxxxx
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Oooh helloOther Dr S!
How's life?
XXXXXXX
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Wise words albert, wise words.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:10,
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So shall I gaz the mods and ask them to check the IPs or will you?Bluffing only really works when you're the brightest player in the game, pet. And you're not even the brightest stuffed toy on your bed.
And it's a bit late to delete the post that have it away, pudding.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 23 May 2014, 19:19,
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