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Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."

What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Water, water everywhere.
I think most men can relate to this.

I haven't just pissed myself. The tap just ran a lot faster than expected and splashed everywhere.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:17, 6 replies)

god i hate that.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:29, closed)

Every time.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 16:34, closed)
is one of the only times it's far more commonly down to the perfectly reasonable explanation than the embarrassing disaster it looks like.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 23:51, closed)
The opposite experience is worse
Go for a slash, fastidiously shake out the last drops, use bogroll if the situation allows to damp off the last bits, zip up and walk two meters. Then a knob's worth of piss that somehow went unnoticed chooses that moment to drain straight out in your pants. If you're extra unlucky it escapes out of the pants and soaks right through your khaki trousers in an obvious way.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 20:58, closed)
Only happens when you're wearing light trousers too

(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 0:25, closed)
You get a click specifically for the title.
But also, yes, this is on my mind EVERY time I warsh my hands outside of my home. Also, splashback.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 6:14, closed)

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