Um-Bongo
Way down deep in the middle of the congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango,
He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango,
The rhino said "I know! We'll call it Um-Bongo",

Um-bongo, Um-bongo, they drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin,
The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed it,
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
We all prefer the sunny, funny one we call UM-BONGO!

Um-bongo, Um-bongo, they drink it in the Congo.
Um-bongo, Um-bongo, they drink it in the Congo.

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I'll be your dog!!!!
(markthebrewer doesn't know if he's coming or going or coming, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:33, 6 replies)

dog
bitch
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:39, closed)

It's too orangey for crows.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:18, closed)

I never was all that fond of it...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:23, closed)

Were you a member of the Um Bongo Club though?
i was, had the crows beaky hat and everything..

And the curlywurly club too, back in the eighties when their mascot was a moose.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:03, closed)

I'll be your fuck off

(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Sat 2 Jul 2011, 10:42, closed)

I liked
Um Ognob
It was marketed for a while and i much preferred it to Um Bongo
Sadly it went the way of the dinosaurs
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 15:12, closed)