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Our Ginger Fuhrer says that he could still code up a simple game idea in Amstrad Basic, while I'm your man if you ever need to rebuild the suspension on an Austin Allegro (1750 Equipe version). This stuff doesn't leave your mind - tell us about obsolete talents you still have.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:04)
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I see a lack of this skill in the people I meet nowadays...
I am still able to to determine my arse from my elbow, and locate said arse with both hands.

I reckon I could even stretch to organising a piss-up in a brewery if needs be.....
(I helped save b3ta! Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:19, 15 replies)
organising a piss up in a brewery would be really hard
I think Adam and Joe tried it once and didn't succeed.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:24, closed)
They should have tried our local...
They do tours for groups of ten or more for £5 a head. A tour which ends in the brewery bar.

(Damn it, I'm basically saying my 'old knowledge' is 'how to make a phonecall')
(I helped save b3ta! Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:28, closed)

is the £5 including booze???? my alchy mind needs to know.....
(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:48, closed)
nah, brewery bar is definitely cheating
If you invited me to "a piss up in a brewery" and I ended up going on a tour of a brewery that finished with a few pints in a brewery bar, I'd feel cheated to the point of homicidal rage.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:58, closed)
What would be a unique skill,
is being able to locate your elbow with both hands.
(username failed moderation, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:25, closed)
Ahahahaa
You turned the words around and made it funnier. hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:42, closed)
Ooh.
Are you stalking me?

Cool.
(username failed moderation, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:51, closed)
No way Ballbag
You are just so amusing and slightly arousing.

Are you stalking me?

Cool.

Hahahhaaa you so quick.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:55, closed)
You seem upset.
Would you like me to never ever post here again?
(username failed moderation, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:57, closed)
Fuck that....
Pull up a kitten and never leave here.

Your impotent rage makes up for the lack of Rory Lyon at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:00, closed)
It's Monday morning.
This time tomorrow I'll be suave, urbane and funny as fuck.
(username failed moderation, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:05, closed)
I was born without elbows, you terrible racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:28, closed)
I like the idea of that.
Two long stiff arms that are only good for marching and Hitler salutes
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:40, closed)
It's shit for boozing.
I have to assume the crab position and shuffle under the taps.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:54, closed)
you unacountable fuck wit my elbows were born with out me

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:40, closed)

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