I still know where outside is
and how to exit my bedroom to get there.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:52, 8 replies)

I know where the outside is too
I see it from the office window. I miss it so...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:47, closed)

Does it involve typing "IDKFA" on the reality keyboard?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:57, closed)

IDKFA - I had to look that up.
Then I had to look up Doom.

Then I shook my head with disdain.

Now I think I'll go out and blast some pigeons and bunnies. IN THE REAL WORLD.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:08, closed)

This is a shocking revelation.
You should be banned.

Physical activity indeed. Dirty bastard.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:29, closed)

when you say
blast pigeons you mean shag them sense less
and as for bunnys? fuck it im running now
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:44, closed)

Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:50, closed)

Did you live in a world with short days or something?
Or are you just not able to stay up unless it's daylight?
There's plenty of time in the average teenage day to go out and either shoot things or hang with friends getting pissed on the corner, _then_ go in and play games and learn cheat codes.
Another thought occurred, perhaps you're a country dweller -- in which case you were lucky.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 17:52, closed)

I have never owned a games console in my life.
Sun up to sun down was spent outdoors in the countryside in my yoof.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 9:26, closed)