Old stuff I still knowOur Ginger Fuhrer says that he could still code up a simple game idea in Amstrad Basic, while I'm your man if you ever need to rebuild the suspension on an Austin Allegro (1750 Equipe version). This stuff doesn't leave your mind - tell us about obsolete talents you still have.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:04)
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Having see the "Milk, milk, lemonade" mention earlier.....I recalled this little beauty.
My friend Billy,
Had a ten foot willy,
And he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake,
So she hit it with a rake,
And now it's only 5 foot 4.
Not as amusing now as it was when I was 9. Though still makes me chuckle a bit if the truth be told.
Length? See above.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:05, 5 replies)
I remember there was an answer song...about Cowgirl Annie. The boy next door mistook her ten-foot VJ for an egg. AN EGG. Either whoever wrote that couldn't find a rhyme for Pokesarlaac or they'd never actually seen a ten-foot fanny. Or an egg.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:10, closed)
My ten year old sonwas singing that the other day.
(, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:47, closed)
At my schoolThe subject of the song was Rick, with a "six-foot dick" that ended up as only 2 foot 4 post-raking.
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 5:38, closed)
missing the subtle secterianism of the original 'Old King Billie' version
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:14, closed)
Its still a 5 foot 4 cockThe helmet trauma sounds horrific though
(, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:17, closed)
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