I want to be knowledgable of the scripture
so I point out the bad bits when the god-squad come knocking.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:58, 3 replies)

If anyone ever mentions the bible saying that homosexuality is a sin
then I like to point out that the same passage says that wearing clothes made of two different fibres is an equally abominable crime. Then comment on their cotton/polyester shirt, or cotton socks and nylon jacket. Then start stoning them.

Hey, they made the rules!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:08, closed)

I do this
it was fun at first - especially the moment when two JW's who had accosted me & a friend in the street started walking backwards then turned and ran. Not sure what I said but it really put the shits up them.

The problem is I just feel so sad for the stupid fuckers. What a waste of life - especially JW's. These days I try to point out that if God is who they say he is then he's an utter bastard and maybe that's not true. Although what usually really happens is that they call round at an annoying time and I tell them to piss off just like everyone else.
(teasus likes tea, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:12, closed)

Leviticus 11:6
Is where the bible claims that rabbits chew cud. That's all you need to know.
Oh, and Psalm 137 is the one that includes the line about "Happy is he who seizes [the Edomite's] infants and dashes them against the rocks."

Fun times.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:13, closed)

fucking Edomite

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:17, closed)

Rabbits eat their own shit too.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:18, closed)

does
The bible say that aswell? Then it must all be true. I'm off to church to repent!
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:27, closed)

That's the trouble with the secular world.
Not enough joyful dashing of infants against the rocks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:25, closed)

Yeah!
these secularists are always banging on about how you can still murder the children of your enemies even if you don't beleive in God - but have you ever seen them looking really happy about it? No. Frankly, I don't think they're enjoying it at all.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:31, closed)

My favourite bit
(I don't know if it's Leviticus, though it's insane enough to be) is where an angel visits some dude. The men of his village all want to know the angel - yes, in the biblical sense, naturally - but the man prevents this by a cunning ruse:

He sends his two virgin daughters out and tells the men to do whatever they like to them.

Gotta love that christian god, that guy's a total laugh-fest! Gang rape and paedophilia, wonderful christian values to live your life by.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:36, closed)