ha
my friend got woken up ar 3am the other day by a text the other day of a rock hard and weeping shiny pink cock. together with the script "i can't wait to taste your dripping wet pussy".

yeah, her colleague's girlfriend is also called alison......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 23:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

How delightful
I hope to God I never get embroiled in such a disaster.
I have sent messages to the wrong people but fortunately not that kind of thing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 23:33, Reply)

she didn't tell him
but she did get twatted at work drinks and tell everyone else!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 23:35, Reply)

I told a few tales about myself at dinner on Saturday
and that was before I was even tipsy. I'm an idiot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)

wholly sympathise
i jsut had to do a psychometric test at work (pointless pointless pointless test is pointless) and i was 1/10 on the scale of being guarded about myself....... :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)

I did one of those personality tests a few years ago.
I got a record score in pessimism.

The opening line of my report read, 'Jeff brings doom and gloom wherever he goes'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 23:44, Reply)

I've done a few of those and they all came out different so either they are bullshit or I am proper mental

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 23:46, Reply)

well who is going to tell the truth
are you a) sane or b) psychotic? would you describe yourself as a) hard working and well organised or b) chaotic and lazy.

etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 23:57, Reply)

One of my team went out of his way to answer all the questions as badly as possible
And he got a cracking review.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 0:02, Reply)

I had to do one for a temp job with axa a few years ago and I came back medium to high risk
as I had questionable morals. I felt so badass.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 0:03, Reply)