They wouldn't let me :-(
I kept my hands behind my back throughout because they were embarrasingly sweaty, shaky and wringing in that nervous way that I do when I'm really fucking nervous. It appears that in April or May the entire nation will be able to see this.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:09, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I look forward to mocking you
I may have to get your phone number and call you to mock you vocally when it is on.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)

'Twould be my pleasure to endure such verbal mockery
Although you may have to call me before the show airs, I doubt you'll be the only person with this idea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:16, Reply)

very true
I suggest a conference call
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Eugh, I hope, for the sake of Ms Foxtrot, that you don't get equally nervous before dancing competitions.

Well done by the way. Did you get "Which footballer, the first to cost £1 million, scored the winning goal in the 1979 European Cup Final" as the decisive final question?
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Trevor Francis
Sadly not, it was something to do with the Samaritans. I can remember surprisingly few of my questions, one was about the nationality of Murali, another had the answer "ursine", struggling apart from that.

For some reason I was much more nervous taking part in a quiz in front of Anne Robinson, 8 strangers and a few technical people than I ever have been attempting to dance in front of 1,000 people, most of whom are more accomplished than I am
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

was she mean to you?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I think I did alright against her
She inferred that Norwich is a backwater (fair), had a pop at my ear furniture (expected), said "I assume you don't have a girlfriend" (very much expected). Compared to hanging out on B3ta it was a walk in the park
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Did you have to
PUT YOUR BOARD DOWN
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Yes I did
Much as expected, Anne asked me to demonstrate some Ballroom. I told her it was a partner dance and she refused to dance with me so I got away with it

Thank fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:56, Reply)

did you win?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I did indeed, £2,610
Which is why I don't mind the idea of you or anyone else mocking me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

that's excellent
good work!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Thank you :-)
Am struggling to step back from the borders of insufferability
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)

ooh I didn't know this
congratufuckinglations, that's fantastic! I'm very pleased for you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Thanks honey
Very kind of you. Really sorry to hear about your unfortunateness of late
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:38, Reply)

ahh it's reet
door closing, window opening and all that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Good attitude
Especially if your next career is as a cat burglar
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)