Evening kids.
I can't be arsed with long words but I'll probably be able to understand you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What if I talk about chemistry?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

It'll turn me on.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Well you're only human.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I like intelligent scientists.
Psychologists don't count.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I specialised in neuroscience.
Which very much counts
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Meh, neuroscientists aren't very high up on the list.
Chemists are.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Piss off then.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Such displays of wit and repartee must surely elevate you to the higher echelons of the list.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Absolutely.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Are you a neuroscientist?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

That's what my degree's in.
Sadly due to conspicuous and consistent failure at life, I'm afraid I'd have to call myself an administrator these days.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

n administrator massive baldy bender.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Compared to your gargantuan stature
I am quite a small baldy bender. You enormous hairy nonce.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

That's really cool!
Still not as good as a chemist.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

You wait until I have my death ray.
We'll see who's cool then.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

I'll build a shield
of BOOKS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Damn, I can't bring myself to burn books, you have found my weakness.
Unless you happen to be intending to use Dan Brown's catalogue?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I will use original copies of EVERYTHING

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Hey ho, nerve gas it is then.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)

:( :( :( :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Enough work for today, have a nice evening!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)

You too bbz!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:52, Reply)

^ Behold the benefits of studying Ancient Latin and Greek in interpreting the archaic and anachronistic words bandied around in the name of amusement.
How's tricks?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Not too bad thanks bbz, I've been getting Secret Santa presents
Walked all the way to a cigarette shop to find it had closed down :( I fancied trying kreteks and also to get some Sobranies, as you can only really smoke nice fags in a holder. And with my dress I'm wearing tomorrow will go nicely with a holder.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Haha, glad to see it's getting some use
Not being partial to a fag* myself I can't provide accurate information, but I believe there to be a number of reputable tobacconists round Piccadilly who may be able to help you. May mean braving Piccadilly though.

*_{Feel free to knock 'em down once I've set 'em up}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:36, Reply)

There were some amusing mornings in October where I'd be sitting in my dressing gown out in the garden in the morning
looking like hell, smoking a skanky fag in a lovely holder.
I'll have a proper google, my friend recommended me one around King's X. Shame I won't be able to get up there before tomorrow! I have vogues though, which are elegant enough.

How are you doing honey?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

If anyone ever suggests that you're anything other than a class act -They'll have me to answer to!

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Thank you very much, love.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I'm ok. A bit tired but I think this might be the relative paucity of sleep leading up to Monday's meeting.
Anybody monitoring the frequency of my posts in the last 48 hours would correctly deduce that I haven't got much work done since then!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Nah, have a bit of a break (while pretending to work) and hope your boss gives you an extra week of holiday again or something.
Any massive deadlines coming up?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Only the sort-of-self-imposed one, by which I might have had a "result" by christmas.
Probably not going to happen, but I'm sure schedules are just there to be fallen behind. I am certainly looking forward to vegetating for a couple of weeks over christmas.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Oh god you're getting near the end
(probably not the best thing to say) Best of luck!

I've got 8000 words to write on things I know nothing about. REALLY need to read Beowulf at some point soon...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Absolutely you do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

That thread's dead.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I have a paralel translation
Might start Old English next year. Been having a lot of fun in the classes when I do the poetry.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I am green with envy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Come back to uni before it gets too expensive :P

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I would love to.
No fucking chance. Too old, too poor, too 'have a dependent child'...

:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

+ too much of a bumder.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Crow's still in uni and look at him!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Token gesture?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

It's PC gone mad!

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Whereas at public school....

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Sneak into my lectures, then.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I would love to sneak into your 'lectures'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Come and "study" at my "Open University"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)

No prizes for how you know this.
www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/dilly%20boy
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)