Righto. Enough of that nonsense.
Hello, good evening and welcome. Wilkommen, bienvenue etc etc.

Herein lies a sanctuary for the verbose, the long of windedness, the wordy, the garrulous, the locquacious and the tautologically-minded.

Anybody have any plans for this evening? I have none whatsoever, other than 'buy some indigestion tablets'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:48, 179 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Eh?

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Fuck this shit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Can't you stop?

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I can, I just don't want crow and Monty to wank their thesauruses off to each other.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

One of my multifarious pet hates
is people who call a thesaurus a 'theasaurus' like it's some kind of fucking dinosaur.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Stop pouting

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Stop breathing

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

One of your better comebacks.
Sooooo proud of you!!!!!!!!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Now pat me on the head.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I'm pinching your cheeks over the interwebz

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)

i will gaz you
as i don't consider that this particular example breaches the code of not publishing gazzes. however it's buried somewhere in my mahoosive deleted archive thing, so i'll have to root it out for you at home later.

i have lots of other prime examples of sexpesting and pandering, any requests?

edit - this evening i have a party but i am going to the gym first, so i can either turn up late or in my sweaty gym kit. it's not really a choice, is it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Depends on the type of party, surely?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)

If it's a party round 'sweaty Jim's' then she can go straight there, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:05, Reply)

that's mean
when himjim isn't here to defend himself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:07, Reply)

What better way to celebrate an event than by sharing your humid sweatiness and self-generated body odour with everyone else?
Never worry about your party lacking atmosphere again: create your own*!

*NB Flatulence is considered cheating and should instead be taken to "Farty Bob's."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:09, Reply)

In 100% all seriousness, I would very much like for you to name'n'shame saucy-gazes from weirdos.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

no plans yet
there likely won't be any either, I've been avoiding home for the past couple of weeks, trying to get out and do things, even if it's just going to my parents

but I just don't feel like seeing or talking to anyone
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I'm going to a work do tonight
there's going to be a quiz and people will stand up and sing in front of the people they work with like a bunch of Japs.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:00, Reply)

That sounds appalling. My deepest sympathies go out to you at this difficult time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I don't mind a pub quiz
but if it's "what was the funny thing a certain team leader said on a certain day" sort of quiz I'll just leave. I plan to go before they ask me to sing.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I think they all plan to leave before that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:08, Reply)

They're all very wise.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

At your request, and in full anticipation of Chompy's displeasure,
I shall tonight hie myself forth from my place of work and unto a public house in the North of the cittie, for to take part in a musical recital. Alas I hold out little hope for the future of this ensemble, for whilst the musicians that number amongst them are all most personable, their compositions are not overly inspiring, and with each meeting, I find their taste in other music to be largely shitte.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Splendiferous.
In whych hostelrie are you creatyngge your hydeous cacophonie?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:04, Reply)

The taverne calleth itselfe "The Hideawaye"
and lieth betwixt the parke known as Tufnell and the Archwaye. I fear that among the crowde in attendance shall number many a twatte.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)

The Hideawaye Mr Lavender's Emporium of Flamboyant Pederasty.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

You jest, but it may be a more fitting name for the place...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Once again I gave up after about 4 words.
Please don't ever leave accademia.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Is that a type of nut?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:05, Reply)

ITS A SEED YOU FUCKING RETARD

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Imagine if you will..
That Messrs Chomp and Boyce formed some sort of commercial endeavour; offering their sevices as after dinner speakers or escorts to lonely widows, perhaps. And, let us further imagine that they decided to assign the name Charming and Witty, to said enterprise. They would, of course, need business cards printed to alert people to their services. What, if on receiving the proof of the card, they were unhappy with the layout of the text and one of them had to advise the printers of their disatisfaction thus.

"Specifically the gaps between Charming and and, and and and Witty are too small"

Would that be a cromulant sentence despite containing five consecutive ands?
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

For reasons I cannot fathom
I feel a strong compulsion to start yelling "Buffalo" repeatedly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Stealing from The Simpsons excites vituperative ire in you, I fear.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Good sir, I fear your citation perplexeth me.
Risse?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Pfft, I'm well out of me depth, now.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

In commone parlance
I didn't realise you were referencing The Simpsons.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I first heard the word cromulant in an episode of The Simpsons that was about the forming of the town
and about how its founder had slain a buffalo.

I wondered if that was the connection you were making.
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Ah, no, I think that's just a coincidence
(Though I do love the line "the buffalo was already tame, I merely shot it.")
I was referring to
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
(Sadly the article fails to make judicious use of the word 'cromulent' in its description.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Ahh.
Also bah, that has eight consecutive uses of a word and I only had five.

Eight is more than five.
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Just about.
Clarity might be heightened through the judicious use of quotation marks, I'd say:

"Specifically the gaps between 'Charming' and 'and', and 'and' and 'Witty' are too small"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)

WOOHOO......
i just got promoted. technically i am now a "senior solicitor". this is a great thing professionally/academically/financially, clearly.

it is a bad thing in terms of (i) i don't actually know any law; and (ii) can i add ("but looks like a junior") to my email signature???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Congratulations!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)

thank you!
(that'll be £400 plus vat and disbs please)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Nice one!

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Hearty felicitations.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:07, Reply)

wahey congrats!
buy me a gucci bag
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:10, Reply)

my most effusive
contrafibularities.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I am anaspeptic,
frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused her such pericombobulation.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

you silly sausage

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I start breaking down words automatically if I don't understand them
Classics has warped my mind :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I doesn't save you from getting shot in the next series, though.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

ana
ep as
the rest
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Yeh', it's a bit of good, innit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)

bravo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Get stoned, play Xbox, phone HSBC, eat a vegetable hot pot, smoke, wank, cry, drink green tea, watch Dexter.
Not necessarily in that order.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Actually in that order sounds good.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:08, Reply)

ALSO - MORE THREADJACKING
cunting cunting cunting outlook has frozen with a massive draft email of advice that has taken me an hour having disappeared (i pressed our "send and file" button and the screen has just gone plain white with the file number at the top of the screen).... how can i retrieve this, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease????????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:11, Reply)

How frozen?
Is it likely to come back to life if you go away and have a cup of tea for ten minutes?

Failing that, Outlook is usually quite good and saving drafts automatically, so there's a good chance you'll only have lost what you typed in, say, the last five minutes.

If, of course, you either typed far too much to remember in the last five minutes and/or really don't trust your computer, I'd grab a pen and paper... EDIT: Sorry, just re-read your post - is that to say everything has disappeared from the screen?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)

IT HAS ALL GONE
ALL OF IT

i hate computers with a passion, i really really do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Presumably you're running Outlook on the same computer that's allowing you to post these messages of distress?
If so then you may have just to play the waiting game.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

And if all else fails. You're a hot-shot lawyer and Bill Gates has loads of money.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)

IT tell me that the log-in for my outlook expired
they can't tell me why

and they can't retrieve the email. possibly because i got impatient and just turned the computer off at the socket.

stupid computer, why did it decide to expire its own log-in? argh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Hmm.
Do you have one of those systems that logs you off if it doesn't detect any activity for half an hour or so in the name of security?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)

no...............

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

You should sue your IT department for one-hours labour
And any additional costs.

That'll teach 'em.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Try turning it off and on again.



Women.
(TheColonel, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)

ctrl alt delete
shut down outlook reopen it and it should be in your drafts.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I've got the JeffAids
Tonight's plans are hiding in a blanket, ordering take away food, inhaling eucalyptus oil steam with a towel over my head like a a little old russian babushka.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)

*There there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Bacon hot-pot
and red wine. And no more fucking decorating (at least for a few hours). Hopefully a shag.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Evening kids.
I can't be arsed with long words but I'll probably be able to understand you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)

What if I talk about chemistry?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

It'll turn me on.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Well you're only human.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I like intelligent scientists.
Psychologists don't count.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I specialised in neuroscience.
Which very much counts
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Meh, neuroscientists aren't very high up on the list.
Chemists are.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Piss off then.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Such displays of wit and repartee must surely elevate you to the higher echelons of the list.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Absolutely.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Are you a neuroscientist?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

That's what my degree's in.
Sadly due to conspicuous and consistent failure at life, I'm afraid I'd have to call myself an administrator these days.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

n administrator massive baldy bender.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Compared to your gargantuan stature
I am quite a small baldy bender. You enormous hairy nonce.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

That's really cool!
Still not as good as a chemist.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

You wait until I have my death ray.
We'll see who's cool then.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

I'll build a shield
of BOOKS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Damn, I can't bring myself to burn books, you have found my weakness.
Unless you happen to be intending to use Dan Brown's catalogue?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I will use original copies of EVERYTHING

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Hey ho, nerve gas it is then.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)

:( :( :( :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Enough work for today, have a nice evening!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)

You too bbz!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:52, Reply)

^ Behold the benefits of studying Ancient Latin and Greek in interpreting the archaic and anachronistic words bandied around in the name of amusement.
How's tricks?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Not too bad thanks bbz, I've been getting Secret Santa presents
Walked all the way to a cigarette shop to find it had closed down :( I fancied trying kreteks and also to get some Sobranies, as you can only really smoke nice fags in a holder. And with my dress I'm wearing tomorrow will go nicely with a holder.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Haha, glad to see it's getting some use
Not being partial to a fag* myself I can't provide accurate information, but I believe there to be a number of reputable tobacconists round Piccadilly who may be able to help you. May mean braving Piccadilly though.

*_{Feel free to knock 'em down once I've set 'em up}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:36, Reply)

There were some amusing mornings in October where I'd be sitting in my dressing gown out in the garden in the morning
looking like hell, smoking a skanky fag in a lovely holder.
I'll have a proper google, my friend recommended me one around King's X. Shame I won't be able to get up there before tomorrow! I have vogues though, which are elegant enough.

How are you doing honey?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

If anyone ever suggests that you're anything other than a class act -They'll have me to answer to!

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Thank you very much, love.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I'm ok. A bit tired but I think this might be the relative paucity of sleep leading up to Monday's meeting.
Anybody monitoring the frequency of my posts in the last 48 hours would correctly deduce that I haven't got much work done since then!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Nah, have a bit of a break (while pretending to work) and hope your boss gives you an extra week of holiday again or something.
Any massive deadlines coming up?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Only the sort-of-self-imposed one, by which I might have had a "result" by christmas.
Probably not going to happen, but I'm sure schedules are just there to be fallen behind. I am certainly looking forward to vegetating for a couple of weeks over christmas.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Oh god you're getting near the end
(probably not the best thing to say) Best of luck!

I've got 8000 words to write on things I know nothing about. REALLY need to read Beowulf at some point soon...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Absolutely you do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

That thread's dead.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I have a paralel translation
Might start Old English next year. Been having a lot of fun in the classes when I do the poetry.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I am green with envy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Come back to uni before it gets too expensive :P

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I would love to.
No fucking chance. Too old, too poor, too 'have a dependent child'...

:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

+ too much of a bumder.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Crow's still in uni and look at him!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Token gesture?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

It's PC gone mad!

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Whereas at public school....

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Sneak into my lectures, then.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I would love to sneak into your 'lectures'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Come and "study" at my "Open University"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)

No prizes for how you know this.
www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/dilly%20boy
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Tonight I am going to go out and dance like a skank with my friends
I'm at work until 9 though, so I'm going to have to start my pre-drinking here, especially since I have to stay sober for the next 5 days due to stupid super-antibiotics.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

QI
You can drink on most types of antibiotics. Have a look see.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

That's basically medical advice.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I'm going to bang my head against the fucking wall
I've just fucked up majorly. Swipey helped me write letters to my ex landlord the other day, and he's just phoned me. On the phone, I've just agreed to everything he's said, because I'm a fucking coward who can't stand conflict.

He's getting the entire deposit, plus £100 on top. I feel like a fucking idiot. Thank you to all who helped me, and I'm sorry I wasted your time.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
why didn't you just tell him to ring me??????????


OK. more usefully. you might save the £100 if you tell him that you will pay it when he provides receipts. as i don't think he will be able to provide receipts, you might never have to pay it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Sorry I wasted your time, thank you for the help, I really appreciate it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)

don't be daft
you didn't waste my time, it's fine!

just annoying that i think he is taking you for a bit of a ride, but you won't have to worry about going through the dispute resolution side of things, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Does it matter what he said on the phone?
Can you call him now and recant what AA has said?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

not really very effectively, as it would go like this;
"hi i am AA's solicitor and i have now advised him to renege on the agreement that he made following his open negotiations with you"..........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

What knobber would sue for £100 having possession of the deposit?
Our gallant heroes mad negotiation skillz are fucking rubbish
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

exactly!!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Not the strongest negotiating position I'll grant you.
Fucking landlords!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

You gaylord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Nevermind that, threaten him with serious consequences of he doesn't pay you £100 immediately for nicking your Neil Buchanan fact.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)

a FLAGRANT DISREGARD for online source-quoting protocol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Take comfort in the fact that this proves that you're not a cunt.

A soft cunt perhaps, but not A CUNT.
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

If that doesn't cheer him up....

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I might start volunteering at The Samaritans.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Cheese eating surrender monkey

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Go buy some wine
show poppet Supernatural and eat some pizza
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Is that what you call your boobs
^(actually lolling at myself here)^
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)

mmmmmmmmmmmwine
damn this being off the booze!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

How long are you planning on being off the ale K?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

forever
or until tonight, at least
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:57, Reply)

watching Arsenal, hoping they win.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

+ the first half

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

watching Arsenal, hoping they win.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Not going to the Squeeze gig?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

didn't get this earlier, still don't.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Roota accidentally double-posted about getting great seats
when she went to see Squeeze at The Phil (I believe this must be come kind of ghastly Scouse over-familiar name for a particular concert venue). We all jumped on it and now it's a double-posting meme.

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post992083#post992092
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)

The Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
and they were great seats
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:56, Reply)

In stereo

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

+ the second half

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I can't delete that now as it would spoil your joke.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Because it really is the best joke in the world ever....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I like it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

3 thread finished.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Are you sure?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Yes.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

on whose authority?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Big Girl's Blouse
Ooops
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I'm packing various portmanteau for a short vacation.
I'm travelling the highways to visit a chum in North Wales who promises me that I will be able to see a galaxy of celestial bodies from his remote location.

I appreciate that this missive covers a period greater than this evening and that you may have become comatose before getting this far.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Portmanteaux, surely?

( Kroney, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Fuck yeah
Oh for a better edumacation.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)

My new plan is to punch holes in the wall and declare war on HSBC.
They've frozen my account. Just tried ordering Christmas presents with no luck. Cunts.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

i plan to be mopey and whiney
then check all my shit for the interview

/emo with an interview
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)

My plan is waiting for the gas man to come and fix my boiler.
This is not a euphemism.
I am cold and grumpy.
( wanderlust, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Read your texts, you deacon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)

done.

( wanderlust, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Have you left your house yet then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Read YOUR texts.

( wanderlust, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)

I've got Sneezy and Happy covered.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)

is there one called Punchy
I'd like to be that one right now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

*There, there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:55, Reply)

jeff on auto-sympathise mode

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Mine has just been fixed.
After weeks of this bollocks I can't help being sceptical and touching the radiator every few minutes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:55, Reply)

If it makes you feel any better I'm sitting here in my pants because the heating is on full blast and perhaps a little too high.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 18:05, Reply)

I'm short this month by about a tun
I'm goign to see if I can bully it out of somebody.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)

You need a fermenting vat?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:49, Reply)

No, the contents
I need 252 gallons of beer
( Kroney, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)

So do I, Kroners old boy, so do I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:58, Reply)