I know right
I'm -6.5 and -6.25 (plus the aforementioned astigmatism) and I thought my eyes were bad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Get it done!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Am very tempted
Will be looking into it as soon as the cheque clears. The only thing I've always, always wanted* is to be able to wake up and not have to go "where are my glasses, I can't see a fucking thing"

*I have given up on playing centre-forward for Nottingham Forest and England on the grounds of age and crapness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)

This was the best part for me, the day after
Standing at the window and being able to read car reg plates without glasses or contacts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I know it makes me old and dull to admit this
But that is as close to my idea of heaven as I can imagine you could put into words, without gratuitous reference to Kelly Brook
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I agree
Just think, Kelly Brook viewing without glasses!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:36, Reply)

No danger of them falling off due to vigorous movement during viewing!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 11:44, Reply)