Most of the things I bought online have now arrived including the superawesomefantastical wedding present
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Aw! I couldn't think of something superawesomefantastical so got them the usual.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)

We bought them something we thought they would like. I hope they like it.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

We as in you and your chins?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

No, Lab has chins, I have a belly.
But I was in fact referring to my wife. You're not allowed to be mean to her this weekend, she thinks I'm lovely and I don't want you ruining her impression of me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'd never be mean to her
And I'll be on my best behaviour :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I'm sensing a TGB/Mrs Al/Lusty/Clendrix gropey fleshcuddle

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I want one of those...
/poppet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

sucks to be you
/TGB
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I've been hijacked
it's me now. I'll just look on lustfully
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

HAR HAR!
But no srsy it will be like totally freeeking sweet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

that it will
writhing limbs and all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Now, I don't speak for Clendrix, but I'm pretty sure I know the likelihood of this happening

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Shit fuck fuck shit arse
What can I get them? Gaz/text me with what you've got/how much you spent!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

£10,000
She got them a hitman to take out the builders.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:47, Reply)

When you buy something, put my name on it too
I can't afford to buy christmas presents for my family, let alone any other presents for anyone else :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I'll sign the card
"Lots of love from Labs and Vipros
xxx
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)

awesome
include a signed copy of The Picture
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

:(

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

haven't mentioned it for months!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

You've hardly been on here!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Irrelevant!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)