I'm thinking of buying this jacket.
www.asos.com/Asos/Asos-Revive-Jet-Beaded-Kimono-Jacket/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1380584&cid=2623&sh=0&pge=2&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Black

Please ladies of B3ta, tell me I'm a silly arse and to save my money.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:15, 94 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you're not a silly arse.
WANT.
/poppet.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Read her gazes

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)

no.
I'm not mean.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Julian Assange would.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)

You mean
'Julian Assange: "would" '
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

damn right he would
(actually me now)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Nah, he looks like a twat

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

nah! it's not practical
that won't keep you warm. You could get a fleece for half that price in millets

/no class
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I have to concur
It's not the weather for wearing the likes of that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

that depends
how much will it cost per wear? If you will only wear it once or twice, it's hideously impractical.

But then, it's your moeny, and if you really want to buy it, you should.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

But it's the kind of thing I could still wear when I'm 60.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)

You'll get 6 whole months of wear out of it?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

It won't last that long
Nothing is made to last nowadays.
It will wash-up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I'm hoping it will sell out of my size before I make my mind up.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Buy it
you can swan around you bedroom making alluring glances in the mirror at yourself whilst wearing that and nothing else.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Hippy.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Yes? What do you want?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

This thread oppresses men.


*chains self to internet*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

You have style Monty.
What do you think?
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I am not convinced I'm afraid.
I'll bet it doesn't look that great in real life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Your probably right : (
I'll give it a try though.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I hope I am wrong.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)

So much for advice.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I can send it back.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

*gets tractor out to move internet/chained monty*
See you at the races.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I hope his head gets all squashed by the horses
and by a wonderfully ironic twist of fate, the dead choose that moment to rise and grab his still twitching corpse and feast on it, all the while going "NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM, WE ARE NOMMY NOMBIEZOMBIES NOMMING ON MONTY NOM NOM NOM NOM"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Hahahha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

And afterwards
they would do a co-ordinated dance to the Labyrinth soundtrack.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)

That is NOT a jacket, it's a doily.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Most of the things I bought online have now arrived including the superawesomefantastical wedding present
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Aw! I couldn't think of something superawesomefantastical so got them the usual.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)

We bought them something we thought they would like. I hope they like it.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

We as in you and your chins?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

No, Lab has chins, I have a belly.
But I was in fact referring to my wife. You're not allowed to be mean to her this weekend, she thinks I'm lovely and I don't want you ruining her impression of me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'd never be mean to her
And I'll be on my best behaviour :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I'm sensing a TGB/Mrs Al/Lusty/Clendrix gropey fleshcuddle

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I want one of those...
/poppet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

sucks to be you
/TGB
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I've been hijacked
it's me now. I'll just look on lustfully
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

HAR HAR!
But no srsy it will be like totally freeeking sweet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

that it will
writhing limbs and all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Now, I don't speak for Clendrix, but I'm pretty sure I know the likelihood of this happening

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Shit fuck fuck shit arse
What can I get them? Gaz/text me with what you've got/how much you spent!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

£10,000
She got them a hitman to take out the builders.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:47, Reply)

When you buy something, put my name on it too
I can't afford to buy christmas presents for my family, let alone any other presents for anyone else :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I'll sign the card
"Lots of love from Labs and Vipros
xxx
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)

awesome
include a signed copy of The Picture
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

:(

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

haven't mentioned it for months!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

You've hardly been on here!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Irrelevant!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Hmm
it is your money, and you should spend it on whatever makes you happy - BUT - will you get £95-worth of wears out of it?
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Of course not.
I never go anywhere.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

oh my god, only buy it if you really want to, but isn't there something else you could use the money for?
I have crippling buyers remorse, I think I'd have to be a millionaire to buy that.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Well then
don't buy it. Or...buy it and go out more. If I didn't buy clothes on the basis that I never go anywhere (and I don't) I'd have considerably fewer clothes!
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Well I've ordered it now and I'll try it on and see.
If I look all dreamy and gorgeous in it then I'll keep it but if I look like a middle-aged hippy then I'll send it back.


Edit - actually looking like a middle-ages hippy wouldn't be so bad. Monty pulls it off with aplomb.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)

hahaha
I love it when people ask if they should buy stuff then it turns out they already had
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I've only just done it.
My mum will tell me if I look a pillock or not in it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Phwoooaaarrr
Just a single, solitary pair of knickers, with the faint aroma of chicken about them?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

BWAHAHAHA!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

chicken gone off mackerel
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

£95 for polyester????
Save your money ya silly arse!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:47, Reply)

But it's purdy : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Did you get great cardies with Phil in a squeeze?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Individually I recognise all those words...
..but when you put them together in a sentence you lost me.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Haha go'ead Tourette's!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Heeheehee :D
I love your accent :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Know worra mean like?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)

+ and it's fucking hideous

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)

It's gorgeous
but it will be on sale soon I reckon. Give it a little more time.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

gorgeous ugly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Not in my size.
The larger sizes sell out quickly.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

FatpeopleonlineLOLZ

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I'm going to use up my biannual foray into practical advice for you, BGB
If you buy it now you'll get annoyed that it's too cold to wear it outside and by summer will be thoroughly annoyed. Let it run out of stock then look for it on eBay around April, someone else will have bought it and got frustrated by then. You won't have lost any wear-time but will probably save yourself £40.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Wassup Gok?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I deserved that
*minces off*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)

To be honest you gave very good advice.
I just can't resist a cheap-shot.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Thank you
Although I now feel even more like Gok Wan than I did before. Time to ask some women to pose naked for me I reckon
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

wo
Sorry - did it again.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

How COULD you
*runs to toilets, sobbing uncontrollably*

That was my gay jokes Limit Break for the day
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)

You really do leave yourself wide open in a goatse-esque manner.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Have you seen the female goatse video on /links?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Yes!
*boakes*
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

That has to be one of the few internet phenomena
that can't be improved by the insertion of the word "female"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

My logic is that if the target is too easy, there's no fun in aiming for it
This is clearly bollocks - as if logic and I are on speaking terms
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

target young boy's arse.
*yawns - wanders off*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:35, Reply)

*adopts high pitched voice*
You are a silly arse. Save your money.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Dunno what that's supposed to be, is it a cape or summit?
Save your money and get a few comfy C&A cardies
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Or buy the new Orange Juice Box Set...
...and still have £50 to blow on DMT.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)

No need to buy the Box Set.
I know this bloke, right....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Well yes...
Let me change that to 'send up the signal' thus leaving £95 to blow on DMT.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I found some mushrooms the other day.
I feel terrible: I suspected my pal of eating them all and claiming to have lost them when we went to see Gong, turns out I mistrusted him wholly unfairly.

On the plus side, though, I've got enough mushrooms for two heavy trips...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)

*high fives*
A classic 'drug re-find'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Yeah that should blot out the pain of Christmas

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)