Should I presume the 'drugs/dangerwank' option...
...has been exhausted?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There are always those days,
when you can't quite rouse the spirit and energy to yell the Lord's Prayer at the top of your lungs at the same time as maintaining tumescence.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Kind of.
However, accompanying said onanism with a simultaneous top-of-the-voice rendition of the 'Dangermouse' theme, cleverly adapted to be 'Dangerwank', might add a subtle, additional frisson.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Try the Ultimate DangerWank
207.44.242.20/questions/vandals/post902188
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

That is great.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Off you go to try it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:09, Reply)