Fog on the Tyne

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The Gazza version, I trust.

(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

is it similar to Ferry across the Mersey?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Yes, but with added sausage rolls.

(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Sickly ones, an' aaal, reet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Aye, bonny lad.
(I may have veered into When The Boat Comes In, here)
(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Or the fucking Skye Boat Song

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

In that it is utter shite, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Are you coming down this weekend?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Alas I cannot.
It is contributing to my general emo malaise today. And my band has split up on the eve of great success.

I think I shall write a poem about my feelings.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)

It sounds like you're tired and irritable. Have a nap, maybe wake up around the beginning of October

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Maybe you could rise from the ashes of your failed band
and start a solo project.

Also, it's a shame you can't make it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

It really is.
I never resent being a dad but this is the closest I have come to it...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

You have not split up, you cahnt!
I've signed you to a six album deal with Andrew Loog Oldham.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

When do we start?
IMMEDIATE-ly!!!11!

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA


(IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE...)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

All I need to do now
is form a band with Peter Frampton and then die in a fire, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

make sure you take Frampton with you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I'll show him the fucking way, alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I hope you said that with your hand over your mouth...
...to distort the sound.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I'm going to fill his talk box tube thing with anthrax spores

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Or Gentleman's Relish.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

the anchovy based spread
or jizz?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Whatever comes to hand.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Very good indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I'll call Clapton.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)