Wine, tabs, a new stereo and a late shift tomorrow.
Topper!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

When is the date?

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:42, Reply)

It was yesterday
And the second one will be Saturday.

I have folded my ego back into a manageable size now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Went well then : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:46, Reply)

We laughed our jaws off
Not sure where this will go but we share a taste in giggling at chavs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Take her to Asda.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:51, Reply)

See below
There's a very amusing Morrisons near her.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:53, Reply)

There is a very amusing Morrisons near her you say?
I remeber years ago, I lived in a really rough area and I had to walk home via the supermarket. Every night, it was the same routine. Leave walk, go home via the supermarket.

Well, it was the 'Safeway'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:55, Reply)

I used to go out with a girl called Rosemary.
Every time we went near a supermarket she wanted to dash in.

I had to say "Wait - Rose."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:59, Reply)

I was in the supermarket the other day and I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a giant barcode.
'Are you two an item?' I asked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)

*facepalms*

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:03, Reply)

She had a friend called Tessa
She'd get very agitated as we passed a particular supermarket.

I'd tell her she could'nt go in and she'd reply.

"Tess goes".
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)

You alright TD?
Where are you taking this new bit of skirt?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:48, Reply)

Probably to a shopping centre
We had a "spot the most ridiculous makeup" contest yesterday.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Why not take her to the circus?
The clowns should tick that box for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:53, Reply)

We saw one yesterday
Who looked liked The Joker, with ear-rings that dolphins could jump through.

Sadly she'll probably get on my bus tomorrow and I'll crease up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:56, Reply)